*fuck

lumos5001:

aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

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the best moment in cinematic history

strangedayshavefoundme666:

brokenasphyxiation:

zetatauri:

ohnonotthedrill:

ndnickerson:

COLLEGE FIRST.

I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.

A+ PARENTING

The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

It’s creepy how many good examples of parenting and romantic relationships there is in these characters, especially considering they are supposed to be the antithesis of the stereotypical American nuclear family.

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

livinglifesteppinglightly:

I’ve actually done this, and let me tell you, it is the funniest thing in the entire world. Just be selective in who you’re hugging when you do end up using one of these lines. Go for it, it’s worth your while!

livinglifesteppinglightly:

I’ve actually done this, and let me tell you, it is the funniest thing in the entire world. Just be selective in who you’re hugging when you do end up using one of these lines. Go for it, it’s worth your while!

crazykissing:

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heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on